English Letter arrangement codes

In light of the mysterious Bible Codes, I would like to announce the discovery of a NEW CODE. Yes, it has been proven that you can take plain English words and when you rearrange the letters another word or words can be made that describe the meaning of the original word (or words), or something related to the original word(s).

The odds of this are a kazillion to one. I do not know the author of this new discovery, but it is sure to rock the known world. Are you ready, here is just the start of the many insights to be gained from English Letter Arrangement (ELA):

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GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTH QUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale: 

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

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This, of course, is powerful evidence that the Bible Codes are in fact, nonsense.

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